Hi Everyone. Just completed a 6 day stay at CTI and wish to inform everyone including Randymon that I will be claiming compensation.
Despite reading loads of information and some coming from Randy I was not warned of the outcome from my Couples Holiday which has resulted in me taking legal action for the following reasons:
I am required to attend slimming classes due to the
beautiful food which I was offered and could not refuse, morning, noon and night. Under the cloud of darkness I was enticed into such restaurants as Verandah, Eight Rivers, Bayside and Patio. I could not refuse such lovely food and during the day those smoothies and sweet potatoe chips at the veggie bar.
The Red Flag Procedure for ordering drinks on the beach does not appear to work when I got home.
I have tried to say the Jamican greetings including the handshakes to everyone I have meet back home (strangers included) but I have ended up with 2 black eyes.
I have also tried to copy the 76 year old Croc Man and his moves but I have ended up with a broken leg
I have also tried to copy the guy who did the fire act but I nearly burnt my house and finally
Due to my trips to the island, I have started to remove my clothes as I am walking down the main road back home but the police have arrested me twice.
Sorry Randy you are responsible will see you in courtt.
Any excuse for me to get back home in Paradise