After much research (And even more jonesing), I am happy to report that I have made some killer homemade beef patties, and on the first try. These things are freakin incredible. If you're at all intereted in the recipe, let me know. I am in the process of getting it into a Word doc. The crazy thing is that the dough tastes exactly like the ones at Couples and it's really easy! Hellz ya!