Sharing a funny bus story

**steverandlinda** · September 17th, 2009, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by KrisJamie

This.

What if they had a medical condition, for crying out loud? Would they still be jerks for slowing you down 20mins?

Jamaica time: Learn it, accept it, live it , love it.

kris i think you need to reread my comments i am not the one to call anyone a jerk but dont let fact stand in thec way of a good story lol...

**steverandlinda** · September 17th, 2009, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Cactus

You're right getting back on the bus with "only" one more beer is offensive, but that all "Depends" on your perspective...maybe he had to see a man about a horse or maybe he's a writer and was going to write a follow up to the classic "Yellow River" by I.P Dailey or maybe he was researching an archaeological dig with Dr. Leaky. How many times did you actually stop? What mile markers so I can ask the driver to stop for a cold one...78 Days 'til Rum Cream, All I Want. (Easier on the bladder than Red Stripe)

LOL BRILLIANT!!!
Smith are you peed that he didnt buy you a red stripe? or perhaps you asked hey buddy grab me a red stripe on the way out and when he returned in a drunked empty bladder fog forgot your beer it happens but i could see where that may upset you
maybe next tiem offer him your pocket to use

**airbell96** · September 17th, 2009, 04:09 PM

This keeps getting funnier and funnier! I even had to show this thread to my boss. I think she needed a potty break after reading it! lmao!!!

**Jahnadian** · September 17th, 2009, 07:52 PM

Wow - Streetrod - love your story. Our last trip the Driver actually pulled over as he had to go - it is all part of Mother Nature and I too envy the males' ability to achieve this needed task with greater ease. When in Jamrock all is irie and irie times should be had by all.

**Papaya** · September 17th, 2009, 11:34 PM

Thank you for sharing that. I think this is a very cute story. Seems it would be very memorable and funny as you recall your hubby running along trying to catch up with the bus. I can totally see how that could happen. But I'm not sure where some of the rude comments from the other posters are coming from or why...it's not like this message board to be this way. I'm a bit surprised. Anyway, from me, thanks for sharing. Loved it.

**KrisJamie** · September 18th, 2009, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by steverandlinda

kris i think you need to reread my comments i am not the one to call anyone a jerk but dont let fact stand in thec way of a good story lol...

Reread mine first.

The only part referring to you was the agreement noted by "this". Sorry, I slip into teenage-MB-slang mode sometimes.

**steverandlinda** · September 18th, 2009, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by KrisJamie

Reread mine first.

The only part referring to you was the agreement noted by "this". Sorry, I slip into teenage-MB-slang mode sometimes.

AHH np not 100% up on the teen lexicon i have enough problems keeping up with ebonics.
is "this " the new "word" that is totally "OD" lol...

**Cactus** · September 18th, 2009, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by Smithl1028

Every time we stopped they came out with another beer.... JERKS

Quote:
Originally Posted by steverandlinda
kris i think you need to reread my comments i am not the one to call anyone a jerk but dont let fact stand in thec way of a good story lol...

Quote:
Originally Posted by KrisJamie
What if they had a medical condition, for crying out loud? Would they still be jerks for slowing you down 20mins?

All this Drinking Red Stripe and JERK talk is making me so want some Jerk Chicken, here is a recipe...77 Days 'til Rum Cream All I Want

The PIX says it all, more than enough reason to stop along the way...ANYWHERE

**KrisJamie** · September 18th, 2009, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by steverandlinda

AHH np not 100% up on the teen lexicon i have enough problems keeping up with ebonics.
is "this " the new "word" that is totally "OD" lol...

"This" is the "I agree" if 2009, apparently.

I'm going for Codfish and Ackee in the morning, but I may snag a jerk patty!

**beckslaw** · September 18th, 2009, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by Smithl1028

not so funny,, inconsiderate of the other passengers don't you think??? i realize its vacation but how about the others that have to wait while you pee because you didn't think in advance of the ride ahead. we also had a couple that drank too many in the couples lounge at the airport and had to keep asking to stop and pee was annoying to the rest of us... Every time we stopped they came out with another beer.... JERKS

Its VACATION Mon!!! Live a little and let others live a little in your presence. Take a deap breathe and use the opportunity to look around at Jamaica! Maybe you should have taken the hint, and started enjoying your vacation as soon as you landed too. It would have made this scenario less annoying for you.

Ron & Rosa....as always, You Crack me up!!! Pee-pee Police...Priceless!!! Im still laughing!

202 Days til CTI!!! We wont mind any stops on the way

**Pamela** · September 18th, 2009, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Smithl1028

not so funny,, inconsiderate of the other passengers don't you think??? i realize its vacation but how about the others that have to wait while you pee because you didn't think in advance of the ride ahead. we also had a couple that drank too many in the couples lounge at the airport and had to keep asking to stop and pee was annoying to the rest of us... Every time we stopped they came out with another beer.... JERKS

Yet another reason to fly TimAir.

**schdyny** · September 18th, 2009, 09:56 PM

I think this thread is one that "messge board concerns" refers to!

**Coloradojuli** · September 18th, 2009, 10:00 PM

We had a similar experience the first year we went to CN. (CN seems to be a theme...hmmm.)

Bob (name changed to protect the innocent) had enjoyed several Red Stripes while waiting for the bus. While exiting the airport, the bus driver asked us if we wanted beer for the trip and Bob got a 6-pack.

About 1/4 of the way Bob was hurting! The bus driver said we couldn't stop and Bob needed to wait a bit. Well...Bob couldn't wait and we all improvised. The travelers on the bus obliged by drinking his beer and then handed him the empty bottles to fill up. He was very relieved and happy to share his beer with us. Fortunately he had bought Red Stripe Light which had a long neck.

We will always remember Bob.

**Ron & Rosa 25** · September 21st, 2009, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by beckslaw

Its VACATION Mon!!! Live a little and let others live a little in your presence. Take a deep breathe and use the opportunity to look around at Jamaica! Maybe you should have taken the hint, and started enjoying your vacation as soon as you landed too. It would have made this scenario less annoying for you.

Ron & Rosa....as always, You Crack me up!!! Pee-pee Police...Priceless!!! Im still laughing!

202 Days til CTI!!! We wont mind any stops on the way

Gotta keep it loose, right Becky?

And now that I think about it, maybe I should have called out a Yellow alert.

**Sue and Randy** · September 21st, 2009, 09:48 PM

Yellow Alert, roflmao

**theyamons** · September 21st, 2009, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by steverandlinda

AHH np not 100% up on the teen lexicon i have enough problems keeping up with ebonics.
is "this " the new "word" that is totally "OD" lol...

ebonics? where did that come from?

**Tommywommy** · September 22nd, 2009, 07:44 AM

Loved the funny stories.

After I arrive at the Couples lounge then I get into the happy anything goes mode...Stopping once,twice or not at all is A OK with me.

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