October 15th, 2009, 09:23 AM
Wife wants divorce 45 days before
My wife just got catarac surgery and had lenses implanted and when she saw me yesterday morning with her new 20-20 vision she said she wanted a divorce. JUST KIDDING!!!
She is really going to enjoy CSA in 47 day's with here new clear eyesight instead of a blurr. Cant wait!
October 15th, 2009, 10:11 AM
Have a great vacation!
October 15th, 2009, 10:19 AM
October 15th, 2009, 12:13 PM
OK, you got me!
Enjoy your trip! Your wife will now have an even greater appreciation for the sunsets!
Happy and Safe Travels!
October 15th, 2009, 12:41 PM
See now that's my kind of humor, Sandman, Joe I will also be at CSA Dec 5-12, 3rd time to the island, 2nd to CSA. Going with 2 other couples from here in Minnesota, 5+" of snow Monday and a light coating as I am writing this, so much for our fall. Hope to meet you guys in person...Cactus...My clock says 50 days 'til Rum Cream All I Want!
October 15th, 2009, 02:16 PM
That reminds me of a story I received no to long ago......Here it is......
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD
TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE
HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
'YES. YES, I DID. I 'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
SON-OF-A- ASKED ME :
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?
Last I heard, they expect him to regain consciousness eventually!!!!!
October 15th, 2009, 03:00 PM
Have you added your name to the list on the "Meet up At CSA" December thread? First round is on me!
Happy and Safe Travels!
October 15th, 2009, 11:45 PM
Cactus, look forward too meeting you guys too.we will have to pick a night at Ultimate's piano bar.Love the the Rum Cream too.What part of Minn.?
October 16th, 2009, 11:37 AM
October 16th, 2009, 04:30 PM
Two funny stories. Now sandman, you be sure to leave some rum cream for me. You always get there first and drink it all up!
October 16th, 2009, 08:48 PM
This one had me cracking up!!!!! Good one!
Originally Posted by Billy_Audra
October 17th, 2009, 02:46 AM
Oh gosh! My heart stopped when I read the heading! LOL! I hope you and your wife have a fun trip!
October 17th, 2009, 09:59 AM
OMG! Holiarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! Razzl
October 17th, 2009, 11:59 AM
Cactus-What time and what flight are you leaving from? My husband and I are heading to CSS on December 5th. We leave out of Minneapolis at 5:25, Delta flight 1073. We're coming from Central Wisconsin. We are at this time planning on taking the shuttle bus out of Eau Claire, and spending the night in the airport (cheaper than any other option).
October 17th, 2009, 09:40 PM
Lou, cant make any promises,but I'll save the bottle for you to sniff.GO Bronco's!!!
October 19th, 2009, 12:36 PM
Waconia, MN, west of Mpls. I'm not sure what time, I know it's early and we fly through Memphis, both going and coming. Lou, I thought my wife said we should be at the resort by 2:00 on the 5th of Dec. anything after that time I can not control as far as the Rum Cream supply...46 Days 'til Rum Cream All I Want...I'll get two and save it for you Lou, but If you don't claim it by the time I'm done with the first, well then I have to start the process all over again.