Where did I put that gun???
Ok ... Boomer calm down now....think damn it think, did we hide any anywhere else? Maybe SHE has some at her house.. maybe SHE knew we use all of ours and she could control us that way....NO she would never do that Our girlfriend loves us...maybe our eyes are bad this morning it is early you know ...slowly look in the cabinet again.........Damn!.. none....maybe we left some in our suitcase maybe it's just sitting there waiting for us waiting to make us happy again,..that's it, we are stupid and didn't unpack all of it...quickly to the closet...Damn!...nothing...I bet that customs guy stole some ..that's it, it was the customs guy..well wait till we see him again..we will get our precious back it's our precious.....no that doesn't make sense .....ok easy now Boomer this is just a bad dream ..think.. think.... pinch yourself...OUCH....dang it's not a dream! How will life go on??? Why will I even get out of bed tomorrow??? My last bag of Blue Mountain coffee!!!!
Where did I put that gun???? OH wait!!!.....Ebay....yeah!!!!!!!!
Same thing, different place...
Drank the last cup of the fifth and final pound of beans this morning. I feel ya'.