Jerzz, after stopping at the grocery store to pick up my favorite, Cap'n Crunch, I can go have lunch at Burger King before paying a visit to Dairy Queen. And when I need my crown repaired, I can always bring it to the dentist. So what would make you think that it ISN'T natural?
Big Ben, here's another one of my favorite photos that you didn't delete... Attachment 2794
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Jason, I think that you might have to change your screen name. While watching football this fall, you popped into my head every time I saw a certain quarterback. The resemblance was uncanny! And it wasn't Big Ben...
The DudeMon is baaaaack! I am pleased to report that I have started my Jamaican conditioning regime again this year and got it off to a good start on New Years Eve, not as good as last year though as only two girls (Blonde Hawaiian was one of them) made it to the hot tub after midnight this year and everyone was appropriately clothed. We didnt even have any rings available so I could start working on my perimeter jump shots (I still have the touch on slam dunks however). I guess I almost broke the King's backboard in CN last year??
So speaking of the elusive King -- I am forming up a band of crusaders (may have to buy some mercenaries) to launch a campaign to save the King for the sake of the Throne, The Crown and the Hell of it!!! I hear he is being held captive in a tower on a remote island -- sounds like another adventure to me. Anyone up for it I think this year (if I stick to my conditioning regimine) I will be able to take those eight shots and succesfully outrun the local Jamaican Police without having to sacrifice the women! Oh Boy this is going to be a great TRIP
Dude! It's good knowing you're still out there, takin'er easy for all of us. Sounds like you needed a ring leader (har har) on New Years Eve, or maybe the Goddess of the Rings to instigate some mayhem (and to intoxicate Sir Mayhem). It's good to know you're working on your game, too ... but please no slam dunking when I am in the tub ... extra points for not touching the rim.
I will join you in your crusade to save the King, but have heard that he is actually recruiting new followers on the island. I think he may have kidnapped himself ... you know, a young King, in the parlance of our times .....
DudeMon! Dudester! The Dudemeister! Dude-o-rama! I'm not sure what Mayhem is talking about, but there will be no young kings in the wings...only damsels in distress! As far as the ring game...maybe you'd be better suited as the setup guy, tossing up alley-oops for the hi-Phi Slama Jama women.
I am saddened that I will not be among you Negrilians this time around. It is true that my "captivity" will keep me on the remote island off the coast of Ocho Rios. I will be standing at full attention from atop the tower, keeping my eyes peeled for that rescue Hobie Cat coming around the bend.
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