We visited CSA from Sunday 12/9 through Sunday 12/16, 2012. We flew from Minneapolis to Atlanta and from Atlanta to Montego Bay. We had stayed at CN just two years prior to this so were anxious to try another Couples property.
Arrival/Tim Air: Once we arrived in Montego Bay we were quick getting through immigration to get our bags and quick through customs – 15 minutes total probably. We booked Tim Air to take us to Negril from Montego Bay. Tim Air was great! They had someone waiting for us at the Couples lounge. We grabbed a beer and headed to the other part of the airport to get our Tim Air flight. There was another couple that arrived around the same time we did so they put us together on the flight. It was the same price, which I thought was a little odd since it was supposed to be a charter flight. We paid $122 per person one way and were quoted $236 for round trip per person. We crammed into the little plane. You have to give them your weight – yuck! They put the poor other woman behind me in the tiny little seat by all of the luggage and she was crammed in there. Then my husband and I were in the middle two seats and her husband sat with Collin, our pilot, up front. Just a few minutes later we were in the air over the beautiful sea. Collin pointed out things along the way and it was just beautiful. I felt safe the whole time. We landed 12 minutes later, tipped our pilot $20 and got a cab to CSA. It was $7 per couple for the cab – we gave him $10.
Check in/Lobby: We arrived and our first impression was the lobby was just not as impressive as CN. At CN you get the view of the pool and the ocean behind it and it just takes your breath away. This was very nice though with a view of the lush gardens. We had our cool towels and champagne and started the check in process. We were to get a $300 resort credit for booking early and also a $100 repeaters credit. They had the $100 one, but not the $300 one even though I had verified it twice through e-mails (which I had printed out with me). We had requested a 2nd floor premiere beachfront suite and they had our request and that is what we got. Room 1226. It was not quite ready as we arrived around 1:45. We went to the concierge and they gave us a voucher for our $300 resort credit with no problem at all. We did receive our welcome bags with t-shirts that we designated we would like as our repeater gift. We made reservations for Lemongrass while we were there. We headed out to explore and grab lunch.
Room: In all fairness we compared almost everything to CN, which was our basis of Couples properties. When we went to CN it was our first all-inclusive and we loved it. So – a lot of this review is our comparison between the two and totally just our opinion. They are both beautiful resorts with awesome staff! We reserved a premiere beachfront suite and it was a beautiful location with a perfect view. The room was much smaller than the beachfront suites at CN. There was a shower (no tub) and a sink and toilet. There are outlets in the bathroom for a curling iron. I used the blow dryer they provided and it was fine for my very fine hair. In the bathroom at CN there was a separate Jacuzzi tub and a large shower with rain like shower head. There were double sinks and a little extra counter space with a mirror. Just seemed much bigger. The wrap around porch at CSA was awesome and very relaxing! There was air conditioning in the room and after a while finagling it I finally was able to get it to 16 degrees Celsius, which was still never very cold, but worked. Housekeeping would turn it off every time they made up our room though and turn our fan off. Made for a warm entrance and took a bit to cool down. The closet had quite a few hangers, which was nice. There were 3 very large shelves to lay clothing on for un packing. The safe was in the closet and you set your own 4 digit code for that. We had no problems at all with our safe and leaving our I-pad, Kindle, cash, wedding rings and expensive jewelry in there. The mini fridge was in the closet too. There were tiny little bugs in the bathroom on the counter every morning and evening, but that is to be expected in the tropics! I just swooshed them with toilet paper and they were gone. If we had a glass from a drink we tried to wash it out and leave water in it so it did not attract more. Another difference with CN verses CSA is when we had the beachfront suite at CN we had appetizers delivered to our room every night while we were preparing to go out and it was so lovely. Just a very nice addition to the night. That does not happen at CSA.
Mini-Fridge/In room bar: We did the romance rewards pre-check on-line and know that it can take up to 24 hours before your room is stocked with the liquor and things you requested. We had a few bottles of red stripe in the fridge and coke and diet coke, some Ting and Sprite and juice and bottled water. We called and requested the liquor. 45 minutes later, when we were done unpacking, we called again and they were there in about 10 minutes so total of about an hour. We requested vodka, whiskey and rum. We got Teachers brand Vodka and Whiskey and Appleton Rum. At CN our mini bar consisted of Absolut, Jim Beam and Appleton. I am not sure if it is because it was 2 years ago and things have changed at CN as well, but it was a marked difference. They stocked us with more juices and bottled water and replaced the two red stripes we drank in the hour we were there! We filled out our form every night, hung it on our door and it was restocked every day while we were out. We requested gin at one point and they just added that to our other three bottles. We also had a bottle of sparkling wine.

Beach Bars/restaurants: We had to wait an hour or so for our room to be ready so we headed to the first beach bar we saw. Bob Marley shots! They were out of the top liquor that goes on it, but found something else that worked just fine. They went down like usual – I have to chase it with a huge glass of water! They do not have bottles of water at the bars, but have big water bottle you can fill cups with or just ask for water from the bartender and they fill a glass for you – that was just fine with us. The bees are bad around the bars with all of the sweet liquor around. I was swooshing my hand around to get them out of my face and the female bartender reprimanded me “If you swat at them they will sting you!” Okay – like we don’t have bees in the states. It became a joke with my husband and I that every time we saw a Couples employee swatting at the bees we said to each other “if you swat at them, they will sting you!!” We never did get stung, thankfully! We got a few drinks and headed to the Cabana Grill. I got the turkey sandwich with sweet potato fries. My husband got the burger. They were both excellent! The self-serve nachos are awesome as well. Another comparison to CN – at CN they also have jalapenos and sour cream for the nachos along with fruit, soup and salad out that is help yourself. Another couple of notes: They do not have top shelf liquor at the beach bars, but they mostly make mixed drinks which don’t usually need the top shelf stuff. They ran out of red stripe on tap at the bar once! They also were out of banana’s a lot, I heard them tell someone they were out of bloody mary mix too.
SeaGrapes – we had read about the fish tacos and sweet potato chips and oh my- everyone was so right! We could have had those every day! They switched the menu though half way through our stay and had a fish sandwich instead of the tacos, which was okay, but the tacos were so much better. I also liked the black bean hummus and spicy pumpkin dip better than the artichoke parmesan and spicy tomato dip, but they both were excellent with the sweet potato chips! They have self-serve red stripe and soda here. Also – the self-serve ice cream machine is here tool Yum!
Lemongrass: We made reservations here our second night at CSA. We totally misread (or didn’t read) the dress code and dressed formal for this. My husband in linen pants and closed toe shoes and me in a dress and heels. You do not need to dress for this at all. I mean not a bathing suit, but shorts and shirt is fine. There were some with t-shirts on, but most had shirts and tommy bahama type shirts and women in sundresses. We went to the martini bar ahead of time. That was very nice. We tried several different martinis, which were all good. They had Grey Goose and Bombay Sapphire when we were here – and all other top shelf liquor. The next time we were there though for just a few drinks they were out of Grey Goose. There was a jar of what looked like pickled I don’t know what and we asked what it was. The bartender told us “goat nuts”. I almost spit out my drink. We mulled that over a bit and decided there was no way they really were. We asked “is that a name for a nut”? She said “No – goat nuts, want to try one?” My husband said yes – she got us both one in a cup. I felt it and it felt like rubbery squid! I threw it back in the cup and said “No way!” and she laughed and said “They are Lychee fruit soaked in vodka”. Ha-ha! She said if we hear her telling others they are goat nuts we have to go along with it – like our inside joke. It was pretty funny. I ate it, and it still tasted pretty awful! We were seated at Lemongrass and it was so hot! We did not sit under a fan, but still – we were both sweating so much. The dinner was okay, but our waiter was not very friendly. It was like Chinese takeout for me. Maybe I ordered the wrong thing. The beef in the stir fry was very tender and good, but just was not for me. Could have been we were both just too warm to enjoy our meals.
The Palms: We ate here the first night we arrived. I got the snapper and my husband got the steak. The snapper was pretty good. The steak though was the worst he has ever had. He said he does not even think it was steak! We ate breakfast here almost every day we did not get room service and it was good. They had great sausage and eggs benedict and made to order omelets or eggs how you wanted them. Tons of fresh fruit and smoothies made to order. Banana stuffed French toast on the buffet and made to order coconut, whole wheat or regular waffles. The coconut ones were amazing. We never had the lunch buffet.
Patois: We had our repeaters dinner here and it was amazing. Steak and lobster. So yummy! We also had dinner here on our own one night. I got the goat cheese and pine nut pizza and my husband got the calzone. Both very good. We had lunch here as well. I got the fish sandwich, which was okay. We had the sea food chowder, which was excellent. My husband got the meat pizza which was very good.
Feathers: This was by far the best place to eat. We made reservations for Thursday night. I realized Thursday morning it was lobster night Saturday so we tried to make reservations Saturday night for Feathers as well, but you cannot have two reservations at a time. I was able to make them the next day, but not until 9:00 p.m. Saturday reservation. Thursday night we ate here and it was amazing! Had the shrimp cocktail, she crab bisque, steak and asked them to add the black tiger shrimp and scallops as well. The steak was so tender and perfect. We got the dessert sampler plate and everything was good. Staff and service amazing. Our second time we ate here we arrived early to be able to have drinks at the bar. They had all top shelf liquor here and it was air conditioned! I had the best lemon drop martini! We ordered almost the same thing the second time as the first, but had the steak and lobster! So good and same amazing service.
Piano Bar: Our first night we stumbled into the piano bar before they were really open. The bartender, Neveah, I think was her name, was taking inventory. We started chatting and she made us a few of her signature drinks – Grape Crush. We got to be fast friends with her and visited her often after that. She was so fun and made everyone feel like family. After the repeaters dinner we went up there again and were able to see Ultimate Chocolate. He is quite an amazing pianist! His counterpart is a lot of fun too and a very good singer. We never stayed long enough for the night club!
Casino: We did visit the casino a few times. They have a card table you can play your own cards at. They have a computerized roulette table and slot machines along the sides. My husband played the black jack slot machine and won some money. He cashed out and it emptied the machine. I wanted to play it once he cashed out, but the person working there did not refill the machine after it was emptied. We went in there again a few days later and he won again, but the person was out to lunch for over an hour. We were worried if we cashed out the machine would not have enough tokens so we sat there and continued to play and lost enough that we could cash out safely and leave and come back the next day to get the cash for the tokens.
The beach: The beach was as beautiful as ever with white powder sand and crystal clear see through water. We never had a problem finding chairs with pads. The palapa’s were always full and they were reserved with towels early every morning so I do see what people are talking about there. We were not there to be in the shade though so never really noticed. The water this trip was much warmer than two years prior at the same time of year. We floated for hours and hours hanging onto our floaties and drinks! They had green flag service, which we used and was great. Saturday night they set up champagne and a chocolate fountain right on the beach at sunset. They made champagne with blackberry brandy in it and also some with apricot brandy. It was very good and just perfect for our last night there. The first day my husband and I both were eaten alive by sand fleas! We swear they were in our bed somehow! We were at the beach at 11:00 and left by 3:00 so were not there early or late. I had huge itchy welts on my legs and the backs of my arms. The next day we parked it at the pool to let the swelling go down on the bites, but the next day I had more! I had one on my stomach, and I did not have on a two piece. I had brought bug spray – several different kinds (skin so soft bug and sun, lemon eucalyptus, and deep woods with 60% deet) and I generously applied that to my legs, arms and bathing suit and my towel and reapplied after going in the water. I still got bit. We pulled back our covers every night to look and did not see anything. We asked them to change the sheets every day. Oh well. We got bit a few more times that got really swollen and raised up. I went to the nurse. He said that yes they were an allergic reaction to sand fleas. They did not have Benadryl or anything over the counter. I did have hydrocortisone I was lathering myself with. He said they would call the doctor to come treat me for immediate relief and also for long term. I asked if they took insurance and he said it was too confusing from the states to try to do that, but they give you a receipt to submit when we get back. I asked how much and he said it was $150 to have the doctor come plus the cost of medication. I said that I would just keep rubbing the hydrocortisone on and suffer through! They are still on my legs after being home for 2 days. They are getting better though. It did not ruin our trip, but was SUPER annoying!
Scuba: My husband was going to do the resort certification and free dive. I am not that strong of a swimmer and knew you had to take a swim test so I opted out (8 lengths of the pool). He loved it and ended up getting his open water padi certification. It was $250, but then all dives are free. He had to spend about 4 hours getting the certification between the first two days, but it was well worth it. Franz was his dive instructor and he really was great. Very knowledgeable and safe.
Snorkeling: This was the only resort excursion we did. It was a lot of fun and very neat to snorkel over a coral reef. We saw lots of fish and beautiful plants and sea life.
Beach Party: This was Friday night. It was beautifully set up with paper lantern lights on the beach and tons of nicely lit tables. The food though, was just okay. I know everyone said to try all of the soup and we did a few times, but we were so warm most of the time soup just did not sound good at all! They had sautéed seafood that was good and the jerk pork was good too. They had entertainment after. We were lucky that we could see the stage from our room so we sat on our balcony and watched the show. It was very entertaining to watch. African dancers, a fire dancer/limbo guy and a contortionist.
One Love Pub Crawl: This was something I found out about through these message boards. I e-mailed Lenbert, who is the owner/driver and he was incredibly fast getting back to me. It is a free tour, but you should tip him. We tipped him $20 for us both. He picked us and three other couples up at CSA about 2:30 on Wednesday. It is a nice air conditioned bus with Bob Marley video’s playing on a TV up front. He took us to about 7-9 different local bars/restaurants along One Love Drive and up the cliffs. There were about 30 of us on the tour and a few people did have to stand on the bus, but the drives were short in between the bars. Drinks were about $4-$6. My husband and I both had a drink at almost every bar. Also – at one of them the owner had set out appetizer like food and it was $5 for a plate of food and a drink. There was a 14 year old boy selling candy bars at one stop when we were getting back on the bus. They were about $2 each. We bought two and tipped him as well. We spent about $100 between all of the drinks and tips. This was a wonderful excursion and so worth it! At one place we were able to walk down into the caves and take a few pictures. I talked to Lenbert and he is quite the entrepreneur. He has been doing it for only 15 months. I can’t believe nobody has thought of this sooner! He said he realized that tourists want to experience real Jamaica, but don’t know how to go about it and the locals need the business. He had the bus he said and just started it and it has taken off! He is booked solid all the time. He wants to get another bus and driver. You can e-mail him at bananaznegril@hotmail.com and ask for time dates/times he will be at your resort and reserve a spot!
Sports Complex/Spa: I scheduled a pedicure for the first full day we were there. We headed over to the sports complex in the morning. Security helps you cross the busy street with no problems at all. We went to the bar and they have one big screen TV with sports on and some tables and chairs there to watch. They have a pool table as well. The bar has red stripe and I think there were a few bottles of rum or something too. We got smoothies and the pineapple smoothie was incredible! We also drank the cucumber infused water and it was so refreshing. The lap pool was beautiful and not one person was in it. My pedicure was great and my toes were ready for vacation! It was $45 for the pedicure and I tipped $10.
Conclusion: We had a wonderful time and met a lot of great people – guests and staff. If we book Couples again I think we would go back to CN. I have a feeling that has changed too in the two years we had been gone, but it just seems better for us. We still loved CSA and had a wonderful, wonderful relaxing enjoyable vacation!