OMG! We're almost neighbors! We're from Connecticut (the western side of it, though), so we're only like 12 states away! What are the odds?
Can't wait to meet you, we could be cousins! (Actually, people thought that WE were cousins, but the DNA test proved that we weren't, so we were able to get married 29 years ago).
Hopefully, you like my sick sense of humor, cuz I only know bad jokes.