Results 1 to 16 of 16

Hybrid View

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    93

    Default Wife wants divorce 45 days before

    My wife just got catarac surgery and had lenses implanted and when she saw me yesterday morning with her new 20-20 vision she said she wanted a divorce. JUST KIDDING!!!
    She is really going to enjoy CSA in 47 day's with here new clear eyesight instead of a blurr. Cant wait!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    252

    Default

    LOL....thats funny!
    Have a great vacation!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    1,338

    Default

    Good Luck
    Irie Mon

  4. #4

    Default

    OK, you got me!

    Enjoy your trip! Your wife will now have an even greater appreciation for the sunsets!
    Happy & Safe Travels!

    =

  5. #5

    Default

    See now that's my kind of humor, Sandman, Joe I will also be at CSA Dec 5-12, 3rd time to the island, 2nd to CSA. Going with 2 other couples from here in Minnesota, 5+" of snow Monday and a light coating as I am writing this, so much for our fall. Hope to meet you guys in person...Cactus...My clock says 50 days 'til Rum Cream All I Want!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    408

    Default

    That reminds me of a story I received no to long ago......Here it is......

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
    THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

    WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

    I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
    FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
    NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD
    TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE
    HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

    'YES. YES, I DID. I 'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT

    UGLY,

    OLD,

    BALD,

    WRINKLED,

    FAT,

    GREY-HAIRED,

    DECREPIT,

    SON-OF-A- ASKED ME :

    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?


    Last I heard, they expect him to regain consciousness eventually!!!!!

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    732

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Billy_Audra View Post
    That reminds me of a story I received no to long ago......Here it is......

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
    THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

    WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

    I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
    FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
    NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD
    TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE
    HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

    'YES. YES, I DID. I 'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT

    UGLY,

    OLD,

    BALD,

    WRINKLED,

    FAT,

    GREY-HAIRED,

    DECREPIT,

    SON-OF-A- ASKED ME :

    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?


    Last I heard, they expect him to regain consciousness eventually!!!!!
    This one had me cracking up!!!!! Good one!

  8. #8

    Default

    Cactus:

    Have you added your name to the list on the "Meet up At CSA" December thread? First round is on me!

    http://couplesjamaica.biz/mb/showthread.php?t=150
    Happy & Safe Travels!

    =

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    93

    Default

    Cactus, look forward too meeting you guys too.we will have to pick a night at Ultimate's piano bar.Love the the Rum Cream too.What part of Minn.?

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    174

    Default

    Lol

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    135

    Default

    Two funny stories. Now sandman, you be sure to leave some rum cream for me. You always get there first and drink it all up!

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    169

    Default

    Oh gosh! My heart stopped when I read the heading! LOL! I hope you and your wife have a fun trip!

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    440

    Default

    OMG! Holiarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! Razzl

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    810

    Default

    Cactus-What time and what flight are you leaving from? My husband and I are heading to CSS on December 5th. We leave out of Minneapolis at 5:25, Delta flight 1073. We're coming from Central Wisconsin. We are at this time planning on taking the shuttle bus out of Eau Claire, and spending the night in the airport (cheaper than any other option).
    Linda

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    93

    Default

    Lou, cant make any promises,but I'll save the bottle for you to sniff.GO Bronco's!!!

  16. #16

    Default

    Waconia, MN, west of Mpls. I'm not sure what time, I know it's early and we fly through Memphis, both going and coming. Lou, I thought my wife said we should be at the resort by 2:00 on the 5th of Dec. anything after that time I can not control as far as the Rum Cream supply...46 Days 'til Rum Cream All I Want...I'll get two and save it for you Lou, but If you don't claim it by the time I'm done with the first, well then I have to start the process all over again.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •