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providing our guests with the kind of environment that helps them
create romantic memories to last a lifetime. The Couples Corner is a
special dedication to all of those guests who’ve made a connection
during their visit to one of our four properties, and chose to share
it with us on our message board.
Enjoy!
Message Board Post
from Crabracer - July 2009
Yes. I see that coy little smile on your faces.
But c'mon, be honest. When do you get it? In the middle of the
night? Late afternoon? Anything could happen around supper time. Do
you get it when you are alone? It's okay. We're all friends here.
You can admit it and be free of guilt. Getting it alone is perfectly
shameless. You can share that moment with whomever you desire,
whenever you desire to do so. Everybody wins.
How about getting it while you are at work? Yah, I've had to deal
with that one myself. Now, if you're at work before anyone gets
there, that's one thing. I was at work, but I wasn't alone. The
store that I work at, A.C.Moore, was open for business. Lots of
customers and my fellow employees. They all thought it was a riot.
It occurs to me at this moment, that some of you may not be
following my train of thought. I admit. That is not an easy track to
follow. What I am asking of all of you is, when does it happen? When
does that somewhat euphoric climactic thought creep in to your
brain. When are you consumed with the incredible, over whelming,
titillating sensation of knowing that you are going to Couples. For
the first time or for the umph time. It hits us all.
What's that you say? Oh I see. You thought I was talking about when
you GET it. I should have been more clear. However, if there is
anyone willing to share, I would be happy to listen.
No, I think that just about every person who has ever gone to any
Couples resort will, at some point prior to actually going there, be
seized with the thought that he or she is actually really, really,
really going. And it can happen at any time. Day or night. All alone
or with other people around. It just happens. It's beyond one's
control. Anything can set it off. So the chances of getting through
any particular day is fraught with land mines. If you hear Jamaican
music, you can get it. If your dining on some cheap stateside
imitation of jerk chicken, you can get it. If you detect a certain
aroma wafting on the wind, you could certainly get it. "WOW! I'M
GOING TO COUPLES!!!
And regardless of where or when, how or why, your whole body begins
to tremble and tingle. You can feel the heat of the tropics and you
break out in a heavy sweat. Your face lights up with the intensity
of a lighthouse beacon. Foam is beginning to form in your mouth and
you're drooling like Homer Simpson. Then you hear someone yell
"WHOOPEE" very very loudly. When you recover, you realize it was
your voice you and hundreds of others heard. The mall association
said that if you conquer this problem, you could come back. But in
the meantime, "SECURITY!!"
When you try to capture all of the energy, joy, amusement and sheer
wonderfulness of a Couples experience, it is indeed, a daunting
task. So the best that you can hope for is to channel a small amount
in to each and every day. You will have the choice as to where and
when you will display this orgasmic pleasure. Then each time that it
hits you, each time you get it, you will be able to remain calm and
composed. If you are in a crowd of people, just say, "Excuse me for
just a moment, would you please?" Then scurry off to the nearest
bathroom and let it rip. Scream, yell, jump up and down. Hopefully,
there will be no one else there. Really hard to explain.
It's really great to get it in the car. You're out cruisin’ around,
doing mundane things on a mundane Monday morning. Then a tune comes
on that triggers what I call the "Couples Rush." Also known as CR.
The symptoms are varied and as diverse as the each individual that
tastes this delectable Caribbean morsel.
Here are some examples of someone who may be having CR: Someone
walking in the rain with a smile on their face, could be having a
CR. The person in the car next to you that is rocking out to a
reggae beat while we are stuck in, what seems like, a hundred mile
back up, may be feeling a CR. And I may as well set the records
straight. Remember the film "When Harry Met Sally"? Okay, in the
scene when the woman says, "I'll have what she's having". Sally was
having a really, really nice CR.
Most people report mild to moderate sweating, excess saliva, bouts
of singing, dancing, yelling, jumping up and down, hugging people
you don't know, uncontrollable excitement. The list goes on and on.
It should be noted here that there is absolutely no negative energy
in connection with having a CR. Only positive results each and every
time. It is up to the user to decide how to use this new amazing
stress reducer, life enhancer button.
Having a CR can be worked in to any schedule, under all kinds of
scenarios. You may have as few or as many CRs as your system can
stand. Get some in the morning while you are getting ready for the
day. On the way to work you'll be humming, "Don't worry, bout a
ting. Cause evry little ting gonna be awright" See, it's working
already. (Please bow your heads) "Thank you for that great CR".
The CR has great powers. All of them for the good. Remember, there
are only positive, life sustaining results each and every time. Only
momentary lightheartedness and sublime contentment.
Have them alone, with friends, on the phone, watching TV, on the
Throne. Any place that you can let your mind drift for whatever
amount of time you can manage at the time. If possible, close your
eyes and let your mind's eye transport you. I don't recommend this
particular procedure while you are operating any large construction
equipment, snowmobile, bobsled or lawn mower.
Get know a good CR. It's guaranteed to make you smile. I promise.
Respect Peace Love
Richie
Photo Contests
If you haven’t been to our
Couples Message Boards,, we encourage you to check them
out. Besides great stories and conversations between members
of the Couples Resorts family, you can also find excellent
photos taken and submitted by some of our guests. The
following photos are the winners of the Couples Resorts
Photo Contest, from July-August 2009. Congratulations to
our winners and to everyone who participated. We received
some great submissions!
